Everywhere
you look today, someone is always talking about “connectivity”
and how our new, improved world demands it. The more I see of
this phenomenon, the less I think we are connected. The Internet
and identity thieves have made us a nation of anonymity, and
paranoid anonymity at that. We are electronically connected, but
are losing the ability to look into people’s eyes, read their
body English, listen to the voice inflections, and interact
one-on-one with another human being.
It’s even impossible to keep up with all the acronyms! WiFi,
DSL (I remember ADSL), URL, etc., have become entrenched in our
lives so much that we no longer flinch when we hear one of them.
And they keep stacking up at warp speed, so that even the
nerdiest of us has to visit a website occasionally to find out
what one means.
The morning newspaper used to be a shared experience at the
breakfast table. Now it’s read online with only the parts that a
reader prefers coming across the screen, and you don’t discuss
your opinions with the rest of the family, nor listen to theirs.
You no longer have to scan through the business section to find
the crossword puzzle. You don’t have to pore through the sports
pages to find automobile tires. IOW (another TLA), you don’t
even have to talk to a soul without being considered rude.
Going to an office is not nearly as important as it once was.
Now employees can work an 80- hour-week at home, without health
insurance or retirement benefits. But you can work in jeans or
sweats, so there’s considerable savings on wardrobe.
The chat rooms are so rampant with predators that parents are
restricting their children’s surfing, and rightly so. But these
chat rooms are yet another example of not connecting with a
real, live, breathing person, only an image, which may or may
not be accurate.
Email has replaced letter writing to the extent that I have to
wonder if script handwriting will also be obsolete soon.
Remember calligraphy? Have you seen any within the last three
years? Will the dictionary of the future have “u r 2” as a
comeback phrase? Will schoolchildren even be taught English
grammar or typing?
And, of course, how could I not mention the answering machines,
voice mail, and all other means of not speaking to people who
are trying to contact you. If you reach a person on the first
attempt, are you supposed to believe that person is not busy? Is
this why nobody bothers to answer their phone any more, only
return phone calls? If all one does is return phone calls, what
happens when the one you’re calling also only returns phone
calls?
As if all the time spent behind a monitor isn’t enough, our
automobile windows are now designed to keep others from seeing
you. So if there is actually a person around who is considerably
higher up on the social ladder than you are, you have to roll
your window down for them to see you! How gauche is that?
I have to admit, I’m just as guilty as the rest of the world of
spending too much time on email and INet (look it up already...)
It is a lot of fun to laugh out loud at a joke that somebody
forwards, or follow a link to a You Tube video. I am not
addicted, but afraid of what will I will have to face if I don’t
check it daily. I guess you could say I’m not connected, I’m
tethered. <BWG>
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